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the mostest 1337 spelling of the wonderful word f-ck. it can be used as every part of speech.
me – “f-ck my homeboy drank a handle and p-ssed out next to the cr-pper. i think hes dead.”
fat chick – “that turns me on, let me suck your nine inch c-ck. oh wait my fine -ss friend wont join us.”
me – “godd-mn b-tch your a f-cking whale.”

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