Mitched Out
when you p-ssy out of getting laid when its a sure thing.
n-gg- totally could’ve smashed but he mitched out.
mitch was about to get laid but he mitched out.
“you only have two nipples? i like my b-tches with eight.”
to bail on every possible occasion whilst maintaining the premise that you will infact, not bail out.
oh, he mitched out
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