Mitsutomi


the coolest, most awesome last name in the entire universe. originating from samurai, the mitsutomi’s have become world-known and are extremely attractive. they are known to be quite metal but have a gentleness that comes only from g-d. they are mostly into killing people with donkey jaws, but will settle for a tail bone.
man, you just wish you were a mitsutomi.

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