mitten kitten
a female residing in or native to lower peninsula michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (ex. mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her s-xy messy bun.
of course she can build a bonfire, she’s a mitten kitten.
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