Mittens Romney
an alien from the planet purrrfetion. came to earth possing as a human child in mexico. mittens was now mitt romney. there was one plan for mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.
skip to 2012
mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. he takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. will we be enslaved, or will we unite with our leader president obama?
“hey, i heard that mitt romney’s real name is mittens romney!”
“really, how funny. do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?”
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