Mittens’d
when you’re going in to give a “fist b-mp” to someone and instead of b-mping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say “mittens!” in a very high pitched voice.
tyler and reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. one of the girls makes a smart-ss comment to reed, and tyler says “h-ll yeah, give me a pound.” when the girl puts out her fist, tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out “mittens” in a shrill little voice. the cute chick has been “mittens’d”
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