Mittle Class
owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.
no, son, we’re not rich. we’re mittle cl-ss. lots of people own yachts that can circ-mnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.
owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.
we’re not rich, boys, we’re just mittle cl-ss. our yacht doesn’t even have an elevator for the cars!
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