miwf
opposite of a (milf) a mum you would’nt f-ck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on absynth and hadn’t had s-x for 20 years because you’d been in prison for sh-gging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime…i’m just trying to give you an example. lives in (chavenage) pr-nouced miiiwwwwwffff
id rather f-ck yo dawg than yo ma she’s sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.
mom i woud’t f-ck….. pr-nounced (mwoof)
opposite of milf
your mom is a miwf, but your sisters hot.
mum i would f-ck – how clear, didn’t you see “american pie?”
-“look, kevin’s mom’s comin’!”
-“hmm…a real miwf!”
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