mixing the cake
the act of covering male genitalia with pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a v-g-n- (or -n-s) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
“hey why didn’t you call me this weekend?”
“i was mixing the cake with my girlfriend.”
“oh sweet man!”
Read Also:
- Monkeyed
having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. this more like a life observation p-ssed on to another whom is willing to partic-p-te by paying attention. d-mn, i got monkeyed by a tv commercial today. 20
- muke af
when one ships michael clifford and luke hemmings from the super sucky band, 5 seconds of summer really hard and want them to actually get married and have kids one day “mom are you muke af?” “yes dear i am very muke af”
- nasteh
when something is just so d-mn ratchet and nasty you cant even anymore person1: hey did you see her? person2: yeah she was like so nasteh i couldn’t even like ew.
- Naughty cowboy
when a person is strapped face down to all four corners of a bed with whips and is then -n-ly penetrated by a horse oh man, this chick was riding me all night and wouldn’t stop, so i gave her a naughty cowboy
- Npnc
no pic, no chat you expect me to respond and you can’t even show your face? sorry dude, npnc.