Miyagi Triple Threat
the miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. it produces extreme and powerful -rg-sms for her. it is performed by licking her cl-toris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or g-spot (note: insert finger into her v-g-n- and rub on the upper wall of her v-g-n- and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). in a short time this will produce a mind blowing -rg-sm for her. warning: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
gave my girl the miyagi triple threat last night, and man did she c-m hard!
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