MJ-thick


pr-nounciation: emm-jaye-thick

origin: was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. thighs and calves are huge.

today’s term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness
1) dammmnnn, that hummer is mj-thick

2) john has mj-thick muscles, he’s been working out for 9 months

3) “yo, u got a pen that’s mj-thick?” “will a sharpie do?”

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