MJ’d
the articulate process by which a drunk and h-rny female, mostly of the promiscuous type in a relationship with another man, grabs the shaft of the male genitalia (aka a b-n-r) with one fist, and then stealthly with the other hand grasps the left or right gluteal while thrusting said male genitalia inside of the v-g-n-l cavity (aka p-ssy). girlfriends are not counted in this particular process.
(dumbed down version)
when a down -ss b-tch grabs your d-ck with one hand, your -ss by the other, and slam dunks that sh-t straight into her p-ssy.
jeffrey: “dude… daniella totally mj’d me last night…”
evan: “f-ck that sh-t son!”
a blatant lie or exaggeration of the truth that everyone is aware of; however the perpetrator thinks he has everyone fooled. often committed by a dunny or someone who has intense body-odor and is fat.
“mike just had another mjd”
“yeah and he stinks too.”
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