Mjolnir Slam


a burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles…) can also be used as a threat. used as a noun or verb. also see mjolnir}
a) you’re dating a 14 year old and you’re 18??? i’m going to mjolnir slam your -ss.

b) that was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don’t even try to retaliate.

c) you seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.

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