Mo Jacked
when some one ask you for countless ciggerettes, beers, shots, hits on a blunt, money for their cocain addiction,trying to scheme you into selling your playstation 2, or telling you he wants to sleep over and wont leave for 6 months, if you give into any of these you just got mo jacked
alex: man i totally felt bad for this homless kid, i gave him cig’s, weed, beer, let him crash here.
jack: well that was real nice of you man.
alex: yeah well the problem is that he has become a leach persay, he gets billigerntly drunk in front of my parents, and wears my clothes like they are his.
jack: oh sh-t man, you tottaly got mo jacked
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