Moapa Valley


a rad place next to las vegas. home to the moapa valley pirates. 3a champions in football, volley ball, base ball, and many other sports.
“did you hear?”
“hear what?”
“moapa valley kicks -ss!”
sigh “pshh everybody knew that!”

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