mobentley


is a person with a lot of swag. the life of the party. they can always make you smile in the times when you are down. they also have a great smile themselves. they make great listeners and are full of advice. usually down to earth people. don’t make a mobentley mad though. they can get quite angry when made upset.
person 1: i was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah i talked to a mobentley.

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