Mobfish
a female of the indigenous variety that makes sh-tloads of noise for no apparernt reason and will get agressive if they b-mp into you accidentally, usually raising a fist and exclaiming “mmmmmm!!!”, the fist will rarely be used to inflict pain on the victim of the mmmming.
them mobfish over there think they own the place!
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