mobile chicane
a car that drives so slow in a race that it just slows the other cars as they have to p-ss by it and doesn’t really compete. in a race, it usually ends several laps behind the winner. see minardi.
the minardi cars ended the race 4 laps behind fernado alonso.
multiplayer race winner: that n00b was 5 laps behind me!
other driver: yeah, he was just a mobile chicane. slowing us down!
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