Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U
the mobile d-ck sucking unit or ‘m.d.s.u’ for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
it’s basically a tray on wheels.
guy 1: ‘did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin’ hottie at the same time?’
guy 2: ‘yeah mate, that’s kessah using his mobile d-ck sucking unit / m.d.s.u’
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