mobile lurker


similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you and follow you without actually interacting with you directly.
roseanne is such a mobile lurker…you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

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