Mobile Shit Splasher
when a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. after a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. you then chain the porkchop to a d-ld- which you stick in the girl’s -ss. after insertion of the d-ld-, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. the dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing s-xual pleasure. 30 minutes into s-x, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. you then grab a handful of the dog’s diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman’s face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the sh-t.
joe gave his wife a mobile sh-t splasher for their golden anniversary.
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