Mobiley Dick


the name of the most legendary mobile phone to have ever lived, a true silicon hero. named after the whale hunted by captain ahab.
person 1: i’m on fire.
person 2: don’t worry i’ll ring the fire brigade.

person 1: it’s an honour to be rescued from mobiley d-ck, i am not worthy.

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