mobzie
a person who acts like a zombie whilst staring intently at their mobile phone. completely unaware of their surroundings.
peonounced mob-zee
an acronym of zombie – mobzie
also an abbreviation of mobile – mob
look at those mobzies walking around staring at their phones.
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