Mocha 5


adj- describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. the scale goes from mocha 1 to mocha 6.
a mixture of “mocha” and “mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)”
bill: “dude…calm down. you’re like mocha 5 right now.”
jeff: “i’m fine!!!! i don”t need to calm down!!!” (laughs, then runs out the door and gets h-t by a car)

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