mocha puppy
having s-x in the doggy position after taking a muddy sh-t, making the receiver drink your ‘mocha’ from the bowl.
‘b-tch i’m s-xy me a mocha puppy’
“did you hear about mary and zach? they broke up after zach tried to pull a mocha puppy while they were banging.”
“i was really h-rny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell sh-ts, i pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy”
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