Mochasexual
a dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the caucasian persuasion.
me (random black guy): i’m about to go shopping, i’m going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
him (random gay white friend): this realization you’re having is the first step down the slippery slope to h-m-s-xuality.
me (probably named tyrone): on the contrary. the tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven’t begun to explore their jungle fever yet. i can be a gateway black guy.
him (future harvard alumnus): you mean mochas-xuals.
me (milk man supreme): yes, all of them.
1 more definition
a s-xual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of african american or hispanic descent or who has a “mocha” complexion. usually white males towards brown women.
“his last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochas-xual.”
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