Mock Pee


the act of fake p-ssing by way of warm water surrept-tiously poured on a p-ssed out friend. bonus points for getting them in the face! ideally this is a 2 man job – 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. as the person awakes, they’ll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out – especially if they’re in a drunken fog.

caution: payback is a b-tch. you don’t want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
d-mn, that mock pee incident was funny… he still doesn’t realize it was a fake out.

Read Also:

  • mupted

    someone who acts or says something completely stupid and it doesn’t make an sense. usually an insult. word was invented when someone typo’d the word muppet me? a mupted? don’t call me a mupted, you mupted!

  • murderize

    to destroy or obliterate a living being through excessive violence, force, or murderization thomas murderized taylor with a spoon after taylor created a perfect experiment. the total annihilation of something or someone, to thhe highest degree of desctruction. murderization muderizing murderized (guy with gf) i murderized my girls p-ssy last night (video game geek) you […]

  • The Idiot's Line

    the line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank. the former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate […]

  • Murrysville, pa

    a small town in which people think they are better than everyone else outside of the town. people from other towns tend not to like very much. population white rich people. has the nickname the bubble. oh, you’re from murrysville, pa, never mind.

  • muskan

    to be unique, and one of a kind. to be truely beautiful inside and out. her eyes draw you in like magnets. she’s an amazing kisser and gives the warmest hugs. her soul is soft and naive, but covered with a blanket giving the wrong message at times. definately someone to befriend and love. her […]


Disclaimer: Mock Pee definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.