mocket


also spelled “mockit” (pr-nounced similarly). means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.
i got right mockit cleaning out the cellar
pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. may also be pockets that have been sewn shut. many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just st-tching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.
jenn “hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??”
scott “why dont you put them in your pocket?””
jenn “these arent pockets, they are sewn shut.”
scott “i hate you d-mn mockets!!!”
a scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. someone really f-cking gross
jocelyn mclean
when what appears to be a pocket isn’t.

mock the pocket = mocket
“can i put that in your jacket pocket”?

“sorry mate, its just a mocket”

Read Also:

  • Modaic

    of or pertaining to a specific mode it is important to avoid being modaic in writing. adj. latin from modus ~ first used 1600s

  • FckU

    another way to say “f-ck you” by taking the u from f-ck and adding it to then end of the word. pr-nounced like a sharp “f-ck” and then “you”. f-ck me? no, fcku broseph!

  • Rick James Theorem

    the process by which a person can become obsessed with crossing personal boundaries, pushing personal boundaries further. the act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper. the patient exhibited symptoms of rick james theorem. according to rick james theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.

  • moffett

    an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. normally taking the shape of a ball. my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his b-lls. a ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, […]

  • Mofosheee

    a studly 53 year old male living in napa california. gerald james lyon is m-f-sheee


Disclaimer: mocket definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.