mockrestraint
suppressing the urge to mock at an inappropriate time such as meetings with upper management, your parents, young children, your children’s teacher/princ-p-l at weddings and/or funerals.
i had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when i noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and doc martin’s.
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