Mocky Syndrome
a rare condition which was discovered in the late 50’s by a white man visiting pakistan. the mocky species has been known to carry this condition for centuries. it is made up of every disease known to mad resulting in a disturbed hairy individual, who is always tired and coughing. the only known cure comes in the form of coca-cola taken twice daily during meal times. sodium chloride and vinigar potato snacks are vital for the condition to be kept under control. mocky has known to resemble that of a terrorist, who seeked asylum in the uk nearly 20 years ago.
warning: he is known to be contageous
doctor doctor, ive got a cold
doctor doctor, ive got rabies
doctor doctor, ive got hey fever
doctor doctor, ive got a bad back
doctor doctor, ive got arthiritis
doctor doctor ive got memory loss
doctor doctor, i forgot all my other conditions, i was cotchin’ in pcr
doctor: im afraid youve got mocky syndrome
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