Modern Day Genius
someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. also referred to as mdg.
guy 1: yo, your friend zac is super smart. could you see if he’d be willing to tutor me in spanish?
guy 2: nah boi, he’s brilliant but he’s lazy af. no way he’ll do it.
guy 1: ahh d-mn, i’m gonna fail spanish because of this modern day genius. greaaat.
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