Modern Warjob


the process of getting a bl-wj-b, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
situation 1.

joe, “dude i can’t talk right now i’m getting a modern warjob”

bob, “is that why your k.d. sucks mac-ck?”

situation 2.

joe, “i just got 10th prestige!”

bob, “i just got a nuke”

bill, “i just got a modern warjob”

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