Modernficate


the bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)
rick: what the h-ll am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
teacher: you’re suppose to modernficate it
rick: ok i’ll try to make it look modernified

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