Modified Cleveland Steamer
1. the act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. an inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
airline {in a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: your flight from reno to chicago was due to depart in an hour. we took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. you needn’t thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via portland, maine late tomorrow. it will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! and have a great day!!
jim (to wife): “cr-p. the airline just handed us a modified cleveland steamer.”
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