Module Monster
a monster that likes certain cl-sses taught at residential care homes. the monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. module monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. look out for the module monster; its coming to a care home near you!
brad: hey beatrice, how’s it going?
beatrice: hey, aren’t you brad hammers? i’ve heard a lot about you.
brad: well, i’ve heard an awful lot about bryant’s gunny granny. pleasure to meet you!
beatrice: oh, he told you? do you know my creed?
brad: yes, but i’d love to hear you say.
beatrice: a gunny granny’s gotta do what a gunny granny’s gotta do.
bryant: hey guys, what’s going on? is it time for the modules cl-ss yet?
brad: just about time there, module monster!
beatrice: what on earth is a module monster? i never saw it.
bryant: a module monster is a monster that likes module cl-sses. it likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.
beatrice: cool! any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.
brad: bryant is a huge module monster and my go-to-guy. he’s gonna help me introduce qigong to everyone.
master ken: yeah, qigong is beautiful. they’d really like it. you’ll make a great teacher!
bryant: module monsters! fun stuff forever!
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