moe.ron
identifier proudly used by devoted fans of the ny based jamband moe.
moe.rons are to the band moe. just as deadheads are to the grateful dead.
i got so wasted with some moe.rons i met in the bar across from the venue.
two of the major parts of the moe-ron triangle, an area in any office were the loudest, most obnoxious employees work. the vortex of stupidity in the area makes it impossible to get any work done.
i was having a good day at work until i got sucked into the moe-ron triangle.
a particular brand of stupid that can only be achieved by consistently ignoring all good advice and continuing to make a fool of yourself only to cry foul when people point and laugh, or by recipe as follows:
1 cup dumb-ss.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
a healthy dose of moral indignation.
a dash of really bad memory.
martyr to taste.
bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of moeron for any size crowd.
any number of people have tried to help the moeron, but she is oblivious concerning the truth.
the moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
that moeron just never knows when to shut up.
i could come up with these all day, but the moeron would never get the punchline.
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