Moe’s Stone
after overeating at moe’s southwest grill, a moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or “stone” in ones stomach. it will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.
“oh my god…..i ate way to much moe’s again. i can feel the moe’s stone forming in my belly. it will rip my b-tt if i p-ss it naturally. please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!
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