moessner
an egotistical, condescending douche bag and creeper. often lies about everything (ex. intelligence, self defense skills, etc.). tries to control everyone thinking that they are ignorant. highly possessive.
wow that dude acts like a moessner. no wonder he’s losing friends.
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