mofaux
a mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a badd-ss gangsta full of lip and att-tude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.
someone who pretends to be an tough -sshole hangin’ in the hood, but is actually a mommy’s boy living at home and studying hospitality.
george w. bush said to the iraqi insurgency ‘bring it on you bad-ss mother f-ckers’ (or words to that effect). a little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.
mofaux: hey -sshole got the time?
person: don’t call me -sshole -sshole!
mofaux: oh sorry sir…i didn’t mean to offend…
mofaux’s posse: geezuz man you is such a p-ssy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux’s expense)
one who appears tough on the surface but hides an emotionally vulnerable personality.
he may act tough but he’s really a mofaux.
someone who fakes being an -sshole just to be friends with the “popular” kids. not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.
a: yo, what happened to john? he started being a complete d-ckhead yesterday
b: he’s just being a mo-faux to impress the new kid. he’ll get over it.
slang and shortened version of mother f-cker; mo faux (pr-nounced mow fow).
stupid mo faux.
you can be such a dumb mo faux.
a crossbreed between a mohawk and a fauxhawk.
not a fauxhawk because its too tall and has an undercut.
not a mohawk because its too wide and doesn’t have a full fan.
chick1, “did you see that hot guy with the mofaux?”
chick2, “yeah, i would totally jump his bones.”
a h-m-s-xual that is sporting a fauxhawk hairstyle.
girl, did you see that mofaux prancing by? i wonder how much product he put in that fauxhawk to get it that way.
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