Mohan


incarnation of the g-d of sustenance. many faces, moods and forms. a self professed narcissist with a curious blend of caring and carefree att-tude. a perennial learner and teacher.
if you are striving to be like mohan, you rock!
one lazy -ss m-f-.
come here! dont be like mohan.
a s-x act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are p-n-ses form other men giving them pleasure.
joe gave half the rugby team a mohan
-verb. to make plans with somebody and then cancel them at the very last minute, usually when the other person is already at the spot, because you’re either too drunk or you have some other awful excuse
we had plans to watch the de la hoya fight and now you’re gonna show up with your girlfriend and say you gotta go watch the golden comp-ss? how you gonna mohan me like that?
a man or guy who watches large amounts of gay n-gg-r p-rn with his trusty side kick ashwin or “ash”. they may also have blankets of dead skin.
ah nasty, i hear that guy’s a mohan, aw man thats gross.

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