mohawk-penis connection
the bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your p-n-s gets. sometimes, the p-n-s doesn’t grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
and if you have sidehawks too, your b-lls disappear.
and if you are a girl with a mohawk, your b–bs disappear.
sarah: did justin bieber used to have a mohawk? ’cause his p-n-s is so small.
hannah: yeah, mohawk-p-n-s connection.
corbin: i cut off my sidehawks and my b-lls grew back. thank god.
julia: yeah, easier to suck them when they’re bigger. do you think my b–bs are too small with this girl-hawk?
corbin: yes.
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