Moist Armpit


when one -j-c-l-t- into a fat person’s armpit. then the person will lay their arm by their side until the s-m-n dries. finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the s-m-n. image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.
josh- sup man, how have things with your family been going?
andy- not so hot dude, my mom still can’t move her arm since my giant f-g of a brother evan moist armpited her.
josh- wow that blows, but is also f-cking awesome!

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