moist cabbage


the term moist cabbage refers to the fetish act of performing c-n-lingus on a severely festered and diseased v-g-n- of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple sti’s (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. during this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
if the woman has prepared her “moist cabbage” properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.
person 1: has anyone tried rosie o’donnell’s moist cabbage.

person 2: yeah f-ck that sh-ts been fermenting so long its deadly. i heard my friends cousin tried it – dropped dead right away.

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