Moist Job
the act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. it is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own ent-ty.
as the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.
-andrew dyer was the original creator of the term.
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