moist tone
a song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners’ v-g-n-s wet. similar to the infamous ‘brown tone’ but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the ‘moist tone’ is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true s-xual prowess. also known as a ‘songma’or ‘sm-gm- tone.’
wow, josh must think that his new hit, ‘you raise me up’ is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on soft rock 91.78 fm.
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