Moist Voicemail


1. the product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. the water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.

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