Moistees
a younger s-xually active female teenager who is always “up for it”
“see that girl over there?”
“yeah, what a moistee!!!”
noun: what happens when a female or h-m-s-xual man becomes s-xually aroused. causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the v-g-n- walls and/or r-ct-m.
dude, i just gave gina the moistees.
guy 1: hey bro. why is the couch all wet?
gut 2: sorry brosef, i just watched sleepless in seattle and got the moistees.
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