Moister Oyster


a p-ssy. especially a wet, sloppy one.
after a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where i enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. its my favorite fine delicacy.

Read Also:

  • Mok Swagger

    a bad-ss big-lipped cat-man from the 1983 canadian animated film “rock and rule”, originally designed to make fun of mick jagger, but mick wanted to sue, so mok was only referred to as “mok the magic man” instead of “mok swagger”. mok swagger was a super rocker, but snapped when he realized his last concert […]

  • Phex

    phone s-x. a.k.a. telephonic coitus. my girlfriend went away on a business trip, but before she left, she told me she wanted phex with me everynight while she was away. pr-nounced ( fex ) : a person who listens to drum and b-ss music or darkcore and imagines fighting with swords and doing karate ; […]

  • WYLA

    1. ‘what ya lookin’ at’ or ‘who ya lookin’ at’ or ‘where ya lookin’ at’ 2. less often used as ‘where ya left albert’ when one lost his dear friend albert. 1. “hey wyla?” “sorry i was just staring at your big bouncing lips” 2. “hey billy, wyla?” “uhm, he should still be in the […]

  • Phillip Sattler

    one that has a visibly bruised head and eye g-d d-mn it i stroked too hard and now i’ve got a phillip sattler he who shall not be named we lost the r&r because of phillip sattler!

  • Philadelphia Freedom

    phil·a·del·phia free·dom /fi-luh-‘del-fe-uh ‘free-duhm/ noun 1. the power or right to have unprotected -n-l intercourse without disclosing whether or not you have any stds to your s-xual partner. 2) being s-xually unrestricted by protection, even though one or both partners are hiv positive. “woah… are you not using a condom?” “that’s right… i gotta have […]


Disclaimer: Moister Oyster definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.