moisture mask
going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.
ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!
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the act of -j-c-l-t-ng a high amount of s-m-n, by masturbation or other s-xual acts, due to holding it in for an extended period of time. friend: dude, did you smash her(or him) last night? you: yeah i burst a ball. it’s been weeks since we’ve done it! friend: dude, tmi.
- The 3691 Effect
the effect of where at a party when a guy gets desperate a not attractive girl may seem attractive. guy 1- i can’t believe i got with that girl last night at the party. she’s ugly! guy 2- it’s the 3691 effect!!
- Startlement
the euphoric feeling one gets after being surprised by something that seems dangerous, but ultimately brings delight. i turned the corner to see the big ole dog, but then it came over and licked my hand much to my startlement.
- overcompenshake
when someone tries to over–ssertively shake your hand to make up for lack of confidence in their own manhood. bill tried to overcompenshake to prove that he was more of a man. don’t be like bill.
- Finger Vomit
when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret “f-ck i just confessed my love to sally” “sh-t man don’t finger vomit”