Moisturebate
when you stick your d-ck in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.
”so johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?”
”i mader her a moisturebate.”
”oh you sick son of a–”
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